# I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
# Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
# Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
# Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
# I'm a multi-tasker : I can talk and @iss you off at the same time.
# Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
# You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
# Don't @iss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
# Guys have feelings too. But, like . . . who cares?
# I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
# Next mood swing : 6 minutes and counting.
# I hate everybody, and you're next.
# Please don't make me kill you.
# And your point is . . .
# I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
# All stressed out and no one to choke.
# I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
# How can I miss you if you won't go away?
# They aren't hot flashes, they're power surges!
# Of course I don't look busy . . . I did it right the first time.