10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.'''
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FIRST!!!
That wasn't funny at all.
Awesome, I like the #4
I have got to try these. As soon as I get a roomate of some form of course.... Ah, I can imagine the hilarity that would ensue.
Photoshopped.
Great post, kinda creepy, but very funny, thanks for the lol!
Suppose after the last "way" he kills you in self defense.... it would be kinda sad.... LOL!
This is fucking stupid. 0/10
LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was an absolutely silly and ridiculous list. I read it while I was SUPPOSED to be listening in class about 19th century Mediterranean history and instead I had to literally hold my mouth to keep from laughing. 10 points for funny.
ahahahahahaha i love it...myself and my house mate may have already done some of these without even reading this !!! soooooo funny!!!
This is epic!!! I'm going to some of these for sure!!
Yeah, this might work if you're both still in middle school and find "lol omg lets pretend were CRAAZY!!! LAWL" still funny.
For all those really dealing with roommates: jizz in their shampoo.
If they figure it out, you succeeded in creeping them out. If they don't, you get to experience victory every time they step out of the shower.
You mean, people don't do this already? o_O ... That means that I am lacking in fruitcakes.
I DEMAND THAT- they are coming. o.o Hide, quickly....
even if i've seen this on the original site i still laugh each time i stumble it
I think it would do more than creep him out: It'd probably result in him calling the cops.
7, 6, 2, and 1. HILARIOUS. I wish I had a roommate!
:P really crazy list..
This is totally insane! knife thing will immediately lead to big trouble :P I'll show this post to my friends who live in hostel.. hehe
Was this written for 10 year olds? Lame.
lmao this is uh-mazing!
This post is fucking retarded
it might be work on movies but not in real life
you might get kick on the ass by your room mate if you do that,lol
Funny as hell. I am definatly try the elephant one on my roommate. The little butt sniff is always saying I have too much crap in our room, and gripes is I so much as bring in a new CD.
did no one else comment?
(this is real, I roomed with a guy who did this)
Go into the main room of the house every morning at around 6:00 AM. In complete darkness begin watching the movie "Sling Blade". When Billy Bob's confession speech begins, crank the volume all the way up so that your roommate sleeping fifteen feet away is woken to the sound of a gruff sounding man confessing to killing his own mother with a "Kaiser Blade, some call it a Sling Blade". All the while mimic the gruff voice and say the lines along with the movie, and after each line, laugh a little.
Super funny. "No, I want to watch them suffer."
WTF? I TOLD HIM NOT TO TELL ANYONE I'M NOT CRAZY... LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
This is so lol, i can see him laying to bed at night and watch you all night long. :-D
10, 5, and 2 are super. it made me laugh.
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